Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Tip #1 - Making Space

If for any reason during your trip you need to make room on your boat you should throw all undergarments overboard. Throwing undergarments into the Mississippi River is not considered littering unless the undergarments are leopard print or laced. If you have already thrown all of your underdrawers into the river and you still need more room you may want to consider ditching one of your crew members somewhere in Missouri.

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