Years ago, before GPS and flying cars, sailors navigated by the stars. So, you're going to want to have either Paris Hilton or Mark Wahlberg on your speed dial. Just give them a call and be like "Hey Mark Wahlberg, I'm lost at sea.", and he'll be like "You need to travel 20 degrees north until sunset and you'll run into land"This advice is pretty much worthless unless you fall asleep and end up in the Gulf of Mexico, but it doesn't hurt to be too prepared.
WHO is Mark Wahlberg?
ReplyDeleteHe invented the internet.
ReplyDeleteNO- Al Gore invented the internet and Global Warming!
ReplyDeleteNo, Al Gore invented chinese food and tv dinners.
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