Friday, March 19, 2010

Tip #6 - Darkness

When darkness falls upon the Mississippi River man-eating bats appear to feast upon weary travellers. The only way to slay these beasts is by reading excerpts from Dr. Phillip C. McGraw's best selling self help book "Life Strategies: Doing What Works, Doing What Matters". The bats ultrasensitive hearing will pick up Dr. McGraw's words of wisdom from miles away and be left paralysed for all eternity.

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