Thursday, March 25, 2010

Tip #7 - The Green Jello Mile

Somewhere around Memphis Tennessee the Mississippi River turns into jello for approximately a one mile stretch. Beware, because many travelers have been sucked in by this ploy. First, you see the river gradually turning into Jello. Next, you're like "Hey, is that Jello? Let me try some." Then, you fall into the River and the last thing you hear is Bill Cosby's laugh. It's sad seeing someone drown in Jello. The only thing that would be worse is seeing someone drown in Hello Kitty plush toys.

1 comment:

  1. Bill Cosby is awesome and so is Jello! I'm finding that place and diving in recklessly!

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